What's This All About?

Oh this? Just a little something for anyone who might be interested in reading my writing. Mostly fiction. Short fiction. "Tiny little trifles," as described by those in the know.

And Just Who Are You, Exactly?

Oh right! My name is William Horner and I'm an aspiring fiction writer. I traffic in short stories and flash fiction with an eye toward the absurd. Not to say that I'm an absurdist per se, just that my writing is not 100% focused on realism, to say nothing of where I land on the spectrum between 'literary fiction' and 'genre fiction' which is itself a false dichotomy set up by–

Oh So You're the Fucker Who Keeps Pestering Me to Read Your Bullshit

Uhm, yes? I mean, you don't have to read anything you don't want to read. No one is holding a gun to your head. You could leave anytime you want.

Okay Fine. I'll Read One Of Your Stories.

Great! My most recent work is posted on the home page. Previous works are kept elsewhere. Everything is free to view. If you would like to be notified when a new story is published, drop your email right here.